Battle Ready Armor

I am bad and that's good. I will never be good and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.

My name is Jessica but call me Jess. I like everybody but only love a very special few. My favorite word to use ironically is hella.

  • "Years of love have been forgot, in the hatred of a minute."
    Edgar Allan Poe (via phauns)

    (Source: absolutelybeautifulwords, via theres-a-hole-in-the-earth)

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  • buttlass:

    boys be like “YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF REJECTION” as if girls have never been fuckin rejected before

    (via timetravellingdeer)

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  • 2srooky:

    abunchofgrapes:

    2srooky:

    whyamisospooky:

    you’re such a b**** (bagel)

    image

    why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

    Why not.

    (Source: wurnbo, via trust)

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  • (Source: nonsentient, via story-dj)

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  • selmabouvier:

    i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

    (Source: grotbag, via trust)

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  • (Source: ayujochuu, via timetravellingdeer)

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  • celestial-sexhair:

    Sometimes I want Cas to be a socially awkward librarian with big sweaters and glasses always holding a cup of tea or a sesame bagel but other times I want him to be a shirtless warrior with rage in his eyes and blood and dirt smeared all over his sun tanned skin you feel me.

    (via madmancas)

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  • dumbkili:

    family dinners more like

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    (via trust)

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  • officialjeffgoldblum:

    did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3

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    (via minispacebeast)

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  • tin-d0g:

    twcflorkin420:

    mvgl:

    The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

    still accurate tho

    23 years and nothing’s changed

    (via minispacebeast)

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  • whiskeydrinking-operating:

    This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
    “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
    I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

    You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

    (via minispacebeast)

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  • super1eklectic:

    infamousnfamous:

    “Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
    “No thanks”
    “MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

    (Source: everythingrhymeswithalcohol, via minispacebeast)

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  • bromar:

    *goes to england*

    me: excuse me, what time is it?

    brit: time wots that m8?

    *big ben chimes*

    everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

    brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

    (via savingpltravers)

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