Battle Ready Armor

I am bad and that's good. I will never be good and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.

My name is Jessica but call me Jess. I like everybody but only love a very special few. My favorite word to use ironically is hella.

  • mishaaaaaacollins:

    raggedyman—-goodnight:

    stephani-d:

    johnhamishwatson-holmes:

    endlesslysherlocked:

    myhonestimpression:

    ascandalinreichenbach:

    a-study-in-holmes-in-221b:

    one-clever-girl:

    Name a british actor who has never been in drag.

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    GO ON, DO IT.image

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    I DARE YOU.

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    omfg

    you forgot these two

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    Also don’t forget.

    GUYS

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    the reblog button is so important to me when this post comes along

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    *ahem* I present to you, Peter Capaldi!

    Michael Sheen

    (Source: onefuckedupteenagegirl, via chrisynova)

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  • randompandemonium:

    soprie:

    actionables:

    hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
    let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
    for the bros only

    WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

    SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

    FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

    (via chrisynova)

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  • (Source: guyism.com, via chrisynova)

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  • misbeliefs:

    boys who grab ur face with both hands when they kiss u win at pretty much everything

    (via curs-ed)

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  • nostrokesjuststrudels:

    kelbebop:

    I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

    fierce

    (via zackisontumblr)

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  • chaystar:

    Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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    (via idris--the--tardis)

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  • jean-luc-gohard:

    So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

    (via idris--the--tardis)

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  • blumbitch:

    When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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    (via parkingstrange)

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  • citrussi:

    teenfuckingspirit:

    Transparent Lipgloss Gif (lipgloss matches colour of your blog)

    i swear i have reblogged this today like sooo many times, its so nice 

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT

    i love this

    god bless people with white backgrounds

    AW FRICK ITS GONNA LOOK SO GOOD ON MY BLOG OMG

    (via idris--the--tardis)

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  • kyubiisaan:

    lowwbloods:

    officialwillowpape:

    i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

    these boots are made for walkin

    The ol razzle dazzle

    you can tell by the way that i walk im a ladies man no time to talk

    (via bitch-youdontknowmylife)

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  • kyubiisaan:

    lowwbloods:

    officialwillowpape:

    i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

    these boots are made for walkin

    The ol razzle dazzle

    (via bitch-youdontknowmylife)

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  • rnikedirnt:

    rnikedirnt:

    my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

    i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

    (via idris--the--tardis)

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  • reshiham:

    yifflord:

    reshiham:

    why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

    because then it’ll be a foot

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    (Source: greatjaggi, via trust)

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  • dragonite-the-fallen-angel:

    starsandmoonschild:

    Walk into the club with your bestfriend like

    you can tell by the way that i walk im a ladies man no time to talk

    (via idris--the--tardis)

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