I am bad and that's good. I will never be good and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.

My name is Jessica but call me Jess. I like everybody but only love a very special few. My favorite word to use ironically is hella.

  • "not my fat ass"
    me while evaluating a very small space my thin friends somehow expect me to occupy (via fatphrodite)

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  • pinkifingers:

    john-egberts-floating-arms:

    rick-sanchez:

    camiekahle:

    THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

    I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

    DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

    I’m fucking dying

    That last fatal scream tho

    (Source: mycroftly, via smaug-at-221b-baker-street)

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  • (Source: ForGIFs.com, via 4gifs)

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  • its-a-joke-mkay:

    fidefortitude:

    crofefs:

    i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

    No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

    I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

    Fuck this.

    Dude it’s from spongebob

    (Source: lordheck, via smaug-at-221b-baker-street)

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  • liamdryden:

    This is… oddly uplifting?

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  • pls come back :((

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  • samandriel:

    covetxvx:

    a metaphor of my life

    best moment on television. ever.

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  • chibileak123:

    You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

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